Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Let me further paint the picture for you...
Exhibit A: A few weeks ago I woke up after being elbowed in the head...we're talking blunt force trauma. I screamed out in pain and heard Stephen reply, "I thought I was in the Hunger Games." I'm not sure which I'm madder about, the elbow to the face or the fact that he would willingly take me out if we were ever to compete in the real Hunger Games. Who am I kidding, we all know I wouldn't last a day. I don't like to run.
Exhibit B: One early morning I woke up to Stephen pinching my face as hard as he could. I screamed "OWWWWW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?" and shoved him off me. He just rolled over like nothing happened.
Exhibit C: One night I woke up to Stephen nuzzling his face as hard as he could into my shoulder. After shaking him vigorously to get him to wake up he said "Sorry, I thought you were Lydia." (Lydia is our 2 year old niece). Why he would've been nuzzling her is beyond me, but you get the idea. Major creeper when he's asleep.
So as you can see, it looks like it's time for the Cash's to invest in a Queen sized bed! Until then, many more stories of Stephen's sleep shenanigans to come!